Advil's definitions

nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

Burzum

Varg Vikernes is a true Norse Hero. Killed Euronymous and has a famous quote regarding the murder.

"He died from one stab to the head... Through his skull. I actually had to knock the knife out."

by Advil July 7, 2004

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

by Advil April 7, 2004

Voldemort

Villain the the Harry Potter series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry.

Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion!

by Advil April 9, 2004

sux0r

Formal and Proper way of saying "suck" not "sucks" (keep in mind that sucks with an 's' at the end should be replaced with sux0rz rather than sux0r).

Sux0r my buttz0r plskthx.

by Advil April 9, 2004

broing

sparkling as in water

would you like broing or still?

by advil May 13, 2005

bellatrix

Awesomest villain ever.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that she and Voldemort have got something going on.. If you catch my drift.

Bellatrix killed Sirius Black by giving him a "stupefy" into the fucking viel!

by Advil April 7, 2004