A member of the political party that hasn't produced single decent presidential candidate since Goldwater.
Also, someone who has no respect for the individual despite their claims of being anti-big government.
Someone whose only redeeming quality is thier support of gun rights.
"The Confederacy ownz j00, as does foreign intervention!!!111oneoneone" -W
Founded by bassist Steve Harris, Iron Maiden infused Thin Lizzy style dueling guitars and throbbing basslines with a more metallic sound, leading the British Heavy Metal explosion circa 1980. Though they've made brilliant music throughout their career (excluding No Prayer for the Dying and Fear of the Dark), Maiden were at their peak from Number of the Beast through Somewhere in Time. Known for blisteringly intense live shows featuring both flawless musicianship and energetic stage antics. Maiden is real fuckin' heavy metal. \m/
"Iron Maiden destroyed at Ozzfest '05. They gave me whiplash of the headbangingest sort. Hell, that was easily worth having to endure 50 minutes of the mallcore Mudvayne." -Me
Something that was at some point in time brilliantly spectacular but has since degenerated into utter crap.
"Now that you're married, you've become such a Metallica."
The guy who invented S&M. He puts all the other sadists to shame.
"Take it like the bitch you are!" -Sade
An abomination created through the bastardization of rap and pop with tastelessly downtuned guitars.
See also Mallcore
Korn, Linkin Park, Taproot...
A criminally overrated band fronted by Kurt Cobain. Though some good came of the band and the associated grunge scene (the destruction of Poison and Ratt), the negative effects were far more pronounced. Real metal was dealt a crippling blow as well, and depressing heroin rock was able to dominate thereafter. Though grunge died in 1995 with Cobain, the effects of Nirvana's "whiney generation" revolution are still being felt today. Nu-metal and mallcore filled in the vacuum left by heavy metal, mimicing the simple chord progressions and detuned guitars that were present in the grunge movement. Post-grunge rock, which has blossomed into many lackluster subgenres, still bears the simplicity and downcast attitude, as well as the whiney vox of the grunge movement.
"My generation is dwarfed by the baby boomers, what a bummer," -Cobain
A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.
"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks