AdmiralDavidov's definitions

metallica

Something that was at some point in time brilliantly spectacular but has since degenerated into utter crap.

"Now that you're married, you've become such a Metallica."

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

NuMetal

An abomination created through the bastardization of rap and pop with tastelessly downtuned guitars.

See also Mallcore

Korn, Linkin Park, Taproot...

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

mexican radio

A decent song that got transformed into something amazing by Celtic Frost.

"Did you hear Frost's cover of Mexican Radio?" -Dave
"Yeah, it ripped," -Vicente Fox

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

mexecution

A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.

"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks

by AdmiralDavidov August 15, 2006

nu metal

The product of Roadrunner Records, MTV, and post-grunge. It involves teenage angst-based lyrics, simple downtuned guitars, and gimmicks to distract from the deficiencies of the music.

Papa Roach, Mudvayne, Slipknot, etc

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

marquis de sade

The guy who invented S&M. He puts all the other sadists to shame.

"Take it like the bitch you are!" -Sade

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005