8 definitions by Adambom42

Stanley

A trendy insulated mug given as a gift to conpensate for disappointing intercourse

Was he any good?

Nah man, but I got a Stanley

or

How was Matt last night?

Well...I got a Stanley

by Adambom42 October 28, 2023

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

mastersplaining

When someone seems to enjoy explaining things so much and explain waaaaay more than they need to, you swear they cum while doing it.

Did you see Joe's eyes light up when the teacher asked him what he thought about Beowulf?

Yeah, he was mastersplaining why that book is awesome for like 5 minutes.

by Adambom42 April 25, 2018

soft shell taco

Shaved pussy

That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?

Nah man, soft shell taco.

by Adambom42 November 10, 2017

amd

When you accidentally type "amd" instead of "and" like a dumbass and now you can't go back and edit your definition.

Me: Yeah, I got my definition published in Urban Dictionary!

Friend: There's a typo!

Me: Amd I'm an idiot...

by Adambom42 October 16, 2023

show dairy

Flash your tits

Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.

by Adambom42 October 13, 2023

Quarantine Bomb

Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.

It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.

by Adambom42 March 29, 2020