1 definition by Acuteshortass

Can’t swallow food unless it’s been blended or chewed for her. Has a unique talent of creating a bouquet of leaf nooses. Heavily suicidal which is a shame because we need this bitch alive. Piercing blue eyes that look like tiny circle sky’s. Cute when drugged up and it’s late at night. Tells the same three stories on repeat due to her lack of life experience. Laughs at your jokes no matter how bad they are. Looks terrifying but is really just terrified of you. Can Hotwire a car but looks away at kissing and sex scenes in movies. Overall a Fucken hell of a person that you’d be lucky to know and gives me a reason to stay in the psych ward. Stay alive for me because nobody laughs at my jokes and genuinely pretends to enjoy my company
by Acuteshortass February 6, 2022
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