3 definitions by Action jackson

butt melt

1. An extreme case of diarrhoea.
2. The dirtiest, smelliest shit ever excreted.

1. "I've got a real case of the butt melts Doc"
2. I just had a butt melt all over the toilet basin.

by Action jackson February 17, 2004

Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

by Action jackson December 5, 2003

butt night out

1. A night of drinking, partying and dancing of the most idiotic kind. Usually followed the next morning by a butt melt

We're drinking and fighting on a butt night out

by Action jackson February 17, 2004