1 definition by Absurdly Large Schlong
A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.
Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020