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1. My Russian Bear. Completely socially retarded in the most endearing way. Compassionate and loyal to a fault. Complete smartass once you get to know him. Gives extremely philosophical advice, even when not asked for. Even though he's so nice it's annoying most days, he's the best friend you'll ever find.
"Damn, Dmitriy is so nice. That Russian bear is such an annoying communist "
by Abstract Platypus Bunny July 5, 2015
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