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6 definitions by Absolut Russia

 
1.
The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.
by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006
 
2.
A Way To describe something in excess, either positive or negative.
1. I love You Somethin Chronic
2. I Want To Kill Somethin Chronic
by Absolut Russia November 16, 2006
 
3.
A Term That Describes The World Created By Drinking A Lot The Night Before. Although Those Drinks Appeared At The Time To Have Similar Characteristics To That Of Water, They Lead To Imense Dehydration The Next Day. This Situation Is So Describe, Due To The Dehydrating Effects Of The Highly Available Sea Water In The Film "Water World".
You Drank A Lot Last Night, How Do You Feel.

I'm Surfin Water-World, Get Me Some Juice.
by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006
 
4.
A Simple Extension Of The Word Flange.

1. A Word Describing The Stupidity Of Someones Out-Of-The-Ordinary Actions. Actions You Would Assosiate With Someone You Would Describe As A Flange.

2. A Word Describing The Unsatisfactory Outcome Or Appearance Of Anything.

3. A Word That Can Be Used As An Attempt To Excuse Yourself For Being A Pussy.
1. Your Actions Are Flangular, That Guy Was Your Friend, He Saved Your Life Many Times, But Yet You Killed Him, Without Just Cause

2. The Layout Of This City Is Flangular, I Can't Find Anything.

3. I Can't Help Being A Pussy, It's Flangular.
by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006
 
5.
1. Someone who never miss-flames whilst striking a match

2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.

3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.

4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.
Striker!!!!!!!!!! (To a familiar, closing-in-on-me type person)
by Absolut Russia November 15, 2006
 
6.
1. Someone who never miss-flames whilst striking a match

2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.

3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.

4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.
Striker!!!!!!!!!! (To a familiar, closing-in-on-me type person)
by Absolut Russia November 17, 2006