Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down
to a choice between
"The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee
for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback
abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.