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American slang for something that seems cool or rad (that everyone in society loved); but was really degenerate, lame and cheesy. Especially if it was the 1980s. Something very ersatz and cheap, pretty much. (of inferior quality)
(a sign of a degenerating and degrading western world, perhaps)
Basically: Skemp is usually trying to appear tough or bombastic; but being very pretentious and lame. (upon delivery)
Kinda like schlocky, but more of a degenerate and sickening way.
(a sign of a degenerating and degrading western world, perhaps)
Basically: Skemp is usually trying to appear tough or bombastic; but being very pretentious and lame. (upon delivery)
Kinda like schlocky, but more of a degenerate and sickening way.
New Kids on the Block were so Skempy. Those kids were faggots and pretty boy douches. The Beastie Boys pissed all over their faces.
The Nebraska Cornhuskers are so Skemp.
The 1980s were so skempy.
Valley Girls in California are skemp trash.
Barack Obama's America was so Skempy.
Savage Garden are so skemp.
etc.
The Nebraska Cornhuskers are so Skemp.
The 1980s were so skempy.
Valley Girls in California are skemp trash.
Barack Obama's America was so Skempy.
Savage Garden are so skemp.
etc.
by Abraham's Adversary February 26, 2018
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by Abraham's Adversary February 28, 2018
Get the stalker mug.An insulting slang term used to patronize and demean an arrogant, proud (usually) young man; who thinks he's got it all figured out (in life) but is only out to make himself look good and stroke his ego.
The Polish guy Pawel is such a little boy. He sets up situations and does things that try to make himself look like a hero to win over girls. But he's just a twerp and a cuck and a bully trying to boost his ego to naive females. get over yourself, little boy.
No wonder he can never get laid and almost ends up in jail.
No wonder he can never get laid and almost ends up in jail.
by Abraham's Adversary March 17, 2018
Get the little boy mug.Self-hating Russians that stole half of their land from Germany in WW2. Along with the Czechs. Known for stealing and migrating everywhere and taking jobs, even in Canada and the USA. And their bad English. Tend to work in very sketchy fields (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankers, abortionists. Telemarketers, salesman, prostitution, hub-cap traders, for the ones that are less shrewd.) often leach off the working class. usually worse than Mexicans and more unskilled for the job, despite being white. most are chumps and pinheads, many Poles lack street smarts
P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
They needed to create a new country on stolen German territory with a new ethnicity of self-hating Russians called "Poles", and create a country of Poland, just for hating their own Russian kinship?! the Polish people...
by Abraham's Adversary June 17, 2016
Get the Polish mug.The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016
Get the Soviet Canuckistan mug.The easiest and quickest excuse to get a Polish girlfriend. If you say that you're an American and she's free (single), Polish girl will be extremely friendly. Remember to talk in an American accent, and perfect it.
Polish girls cannot understand the fact that some American men are poor. They will always think American men are rich and smart. You can't convince them otherwise. In a weird, autistic way. (lol) They are so naive they consider alcoholism and fat American men to be a sign of "manliness". (A product of their isolation from Western society.)
Polish girls cannot understand the fact that some American men are poor. They will always think American men are rich and smart. You can't convince them otherwise. In a weird, autistic way. (lol) They are so naive they consider alcoholism and fat American men to be a sign of "manliness". (A product of their isolation from Western society.)
Canadian guy: How do I get with an extremely good Trophy girl?
Englishman: Just talk to a Polish girl and fake that you're an American. Talk with an American accent. She'll think you're rich as shite.
Englishman: Just talk to a Polish girl and fake that you're an American. Talk with an American accent. She'll think you're rich as shite.
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2018
Get the American mug.A trendy but more obscure beer favored among by American working class (blue collar) people. (or "rednecks".) It basically tastes like a very watered down Polish (or other Slavic) beer. Only it's still American and still has a piss-water bland taste, simultaneously. It is usually drunken by people who want to look like cowboys. Kind of like the Skoal tobacco of beer; among the redneck culture.
Manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company; that also make Pabst Blue Ribbon - ironically not a favorite among blue collar peoples but by hipsters and punk rockers.
Rednecks usually get drunk off a whole pack of Old Milwaukee's, go home in their wife-beaters after work and do exactly just that: get drunk and beat their wives.
Manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company; that also make Pabst Blue Ribbon - ironically not a favorite among blue collar peoples but by hipsters and punk rockers.
Rednecks usually get drunk off a whole pack of Old Milwaukee's, go home in their wife-beaters after work and do exactly just that: get drunk and beat their wives.
When you see a smashed, ran-over can of Old Milwaukee (possibly; with the color-faded; because of the Sun) on the side of a beat-up, poorly paved road in America, you know you're driving into white trash / hillbilly country. see: shithole
Ah, the pains of the American white trash, cheap beer and Littering. Old Milwaukee
Ah, the pains of the American white trash, cheap beer and Littering. Old Milwaukee
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2018
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