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Blockhead

A stupid person with no personality or intelligence. A person with a very dull personality or insight. A square. A blockhead is usually a person with no street smarts; and is usually a do goody-gooder. Blockheads usually follow the rules in society and are conventional. They are very concrete and slow; hence the term "Blockhead".
Brandon is such a blockhead. He joins the Fire Department as a Firefighter and sees it as a form of status symbol to impress his girl and friends in his fake civilized life; when the reality is, most people can put out fires on their own, and the job actually requires very little skill. And he also boasts himself as a hero while he isn't hardly even making any money; as contrary to a Policeman, Marine or FBI agent.
by Abraham's Adversary October 1, 2018
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Jethro Tull

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)
Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019
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Skemp

American slang for something that seems cool or rad (that everyone in society loved); but was really degenerate, lame and cheesy. Especially if it was the 1980s. Something very ersatz and cheap, pretty much. (of inferior quality)

(a sign of a degenerating and degrading western world, perhaps)

Basically: Skemp is usually trying to appear tough or bombastic; but being very pretentious and lame. (upon delivery)

Kinda like schlocky, but more of a degenerate and sickening way.
New Kids on the Block were so Skempy. Those kids were faggots and pretty boy douches. The Beastie Boys pissed all over their faces.

The Nebraska Cornhuskers are so Skemp.

The 1980s were so skempy.

Valley Girls in California are skemp trash.

Barack Obama's America was so Skempy.

Savage Garden are so skemp.

etc.
by Abraham's Adversary February 26, 2018
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Old Milwaukee

A trendy but more obscure beer favored among by American working class (blue collar) people. (or "rednecks".) It basically tastes like a very watered down Polish (or other Slavic) beer. Only it's still American and still has a piss-water bland taste, simultaneously. It is usually drunken by people who want to look like cowboys. Kind of like the Skoal tobacco of beer; among the redneck culture.

Manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company; that also make Pabst Blue Ribbon - ironically not a favorite among blue collar peoples but by hipsters and punk rockers.

Rednecks usually get drunk off a whole pack of Old Milwaukee's, go home in their wife-beaters after work and do exactly just that: get drunk and beat their wives.
When you see a smashed, ran-over can of Old Milwaukee (possibly; with the color-faded; because of the Sun) on the side of a beat-up, poorly paved road in America, you know you're driving into white trash / hillbilly country. see: shithole

Ah, the pains of the American white trash, cheap beer and Littering. Old Milwaukee
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2018
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That One Negative Asshole

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.
That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?
by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016
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The Smiths

A band in the 1980's that was a lot better than The Cure, by a long shot.

Music is meant to be subjective; but anyone realistic would see that The Smiths are a lot more relevant to the modern culture at that time. Especially in the UK.

Robert Smith(The Cure)'s music is fun, but it has no endearing qualities; and after a while; Robert starts to sound like a little boy that needs to grow up and is "overdoing it". Just like a manchild. (to the point where it starts to get weird.)
The Smiths were original and cool in the sense that their music was really cutting edge and also sappy. (edgy and melancholic at the same time - ironic) Their lyrics were funny but also depressing at the same time. They were consistent. Even the band name - The Smiths - was a mockery of modern society. (because there are loads of people out there surnamed "Smith". The band were mocking the unoriginality of the Post-Industrial UK society. So they took the band name "The Smiths" - to be ironic. Almost like mocking The Beatles and everyone with the last name Smith. That was the whole point of The Smiths' music - to mock the unoriginality and banality of modern society.) In this aspect, Morrissey was a genius and an originator. Plus in the 1980s, they did not wear makeup or style their hair, and just looked like normal gents. (not trying to stand out)

It is here, this is where The Smiths make Robert Smith and The Cure look like a bunch of juvenile attention whores. The Smiths have an inner depth and seem like philosophers doing music; while The Cure just seem like a superficial band and only devoted to pleasure. Robert Smith has no sense of humor. While Morrissey was an ironic razor blade.
by Abraham's Adversary February 25, 2018
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Spilled the Milk

This is basically an idiom that is rarely used today, but it actually means: You (or someone else) have/has made a big mistake, that this mistake is almost impossible to fix or will take a long time to; and has inevitably created a pandora's box; and/or has opened up a can of worms.

In other words, it is basically like making a huge mistake that will take almost forever to clean up. (Spilled Milk is the metaphor for the mistake.) Similar to: drop the ball
(Ex. It's easier to spill a glass of milk, but not so easy to put back all of the milk into the glass. It's easier to create a mistake, not so easy to clean up the mess of the mistake overnight. etc)

In the 1960s, civil rights activists accidentally spilled the milk on the Black (African American) community. Now, many blacks and latino's in America are in poverty and are divided into rivalry street gangs to keep each other down.
by Abraham's Adversary December 9, 2018
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