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A state that used to be cool but now just sucks total ass. All the leftists moved out there and now it's like California. Florida is where Millennial yuppies go to work and pretend to be VIP. Only the old retired population votes right-wing. It is growing fast, faster than Georgia; and the Millennials will soon make it a Pinko-Marxist shithole. You thought California or Seattle was arrogant? Floridians are becoming arrogant as fuck, too. Also, the traffic is horrible. A lot of people are dying in car accidents out there.
Florida used to be a really cool laid-back state. Now it's filled with arrogant liberal entitled snobs from all over. Who just move out there to party and impress people with their fake superficial lives. Casey Anthony. Tampa is the worst city, they are all perverts and sleep around.
by Abraham's Adversary June 21, 2018
Get the Florida mug.An insulting slang term used to patronize and demean an arrogant, proud (usually) young man; who thinks he's got it all figured out (in life) but is only out to make himself look good and stroke his ego.
The Polish guy Pawel is such a little boy. He sets up situations and does things that try to make himself look like a hero to win over girls. But he's just a twerp and a cuck and a bully trying to boost his ego to naive females. get over yourself, little boy.
No wonder he can never get laid and almost ends up in jail.
No wonder he can never get laid and almost ends up in jail.
by Abraham's Adversary March 17, 2018
Get the little boy mug.A trendy but more obscure beer favored among by American working class (blue collar) people. (or "rednecks".) It basically tastes like a very watered down Polish (or other Slavic) beer. Only it's still American and still has a piss-water bland taste, simultaneously. It is usually drunken by people who want to look like cowboys. Kind of like the Skoal tobacco of beer; among the redneck culture.
Manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company; that also make Pabst Blue Ribbon - ironically not a favorite among blue collar peoples but by hipsters and punk rockers.
Rednecks usually get drunk off a whole pack of Old Milwaukee's, go home in their wife-beaters after work and do exactly just that: get drunk and beat their wives.
Manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company; that also make Pabst Blue Ribbon - ironically not a favorite among blue collar peoples but by hipsters and punk rockers.
Rednecks usually get drunk off a whole pack of Old Milwaukee's, go home in their wife-beaters after work and do exactly just that: get drunk and beat their wives.
When you see a smashed, ran-over can of Old Milwaukee (possibly; with the color-faded; because of the Sun) on the side of a beat-up, poorly paved road in America, you know you're driving into white trash / hillbilly country. see: shithole
Ah, the pains of the American white trash, cheap beer and Littering. Old Milwaukee
Ah, the pains of the American white trash, cheap beer and Littering. Old Milwaukee
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2018
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The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
by Abraham's Adversary October 27, 2018
Get the Nebraska mug.The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016
Get the Soviet Canuckistan mug.the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)
Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.
by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019
Get the Jethro Tull mug.A stupid person with no personality or intelligence. A person with a very dull personality or insight. A square. A blockhead is usually a person with no street smarts; and is usually a do goody-gooder. Blockheads usually follow the rules in society and are conventional. They are very concrete and slow; hence the term "Blockhead".
Brandon is such a blockhead. He joins the Fire Department as a Firefighter and sees it as a form of status symbol to impress his girl and friends in his fake civilized life; when the reality is, most people can put out fires on their own, and the job actually requires very little skill. And he also boasts himself as a hero while he isn't hardly even making any money; as contrary to a Policeman, Marine or FBI agent.
by Abraham's Adversary October 1, 2018
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