88 definitions by AbnormalBoy

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
Get the welfare queen mug.
1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri

2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.
The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2004
Get the Midwest mug.
Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004
Get the chemtrail mug.
Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
Get the bumper thumper mug.
Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)
Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
Get the Juicy Lucy mug.
Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.
(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.
by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004
Get the R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. mug.