88 definitions by AbnormalBoy

dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

cream of Sum Yung Gai

Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.

Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).

Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

'brid

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.

"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."

by AbnormalBoy January 1, 2005

wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

fragadellic

Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).

"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004