2 definitions by Abernathy
To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
An act, done under the influence of alcohol, in which a person does something no normal person would do: such as urinating on furniture or willingly letting themselves be kicked in the testicles. Usually causes much confusion and/or mirth and/or anger in the individuals lucky enough to witness this event.
by Abernathy April 28, 2008