3 definitions by AbeLopezAuthor
The White, gentrified version of “The Plug” (i.e. someone with connections that can obtain hard-to-get items.
Lexi: “Taylor Swift tickets?!? But I thought the concert was all sold out?”
Ethan: “It is. Luckily I’m close with The Fulcrum.”
Ethan: “It is. Luckily I’m close with The Fulcrum.”
by AbeLopezAuthor July 15, 2023
Paraffax is like Parallax, except instead of objects it’s facts being distorted.
n. The gap between what you actually said and how somebody interpreted it (often due to ideological brainwashing).
n. A change in the apparent position of an fact relative to different viewpoints, caused by a change in the receiver's ideological bias towards the fact (and/or speaker of the fact).
n. The gap between what you actually said and how somebody interpreted it (often due to ideological brainwashing).
n. A change in the apparent position of an fact relative to different viewpoints, caused by a change in the receiver's ideological bias towards the fact (and/or speaker of the fact).
When asked by the interviewer who was funnier, Men or Women, Adam Carolla responded that Men were funnier, in general. Due to Paraffax, the interviewer interpreted this as Carolla saying that Women aren’t funny. Period.
by AbeLopezAuthor March 28, 2020
The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by AbeLopezAuthor November 25, 2021