2 definitions by Abbie Wilkes
Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009
One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009