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Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.
by Abajian November 26, 2005
mugGet the Christmas Safetymug.

Niddar wheel

noun, countable
a situation in which no matter how hard you try to push your brain to the limit, you cannot solve any situation because you run around in circles and get nowhere like a hamster
1) The damn Korean boy is forever spinning his Niddar wheels.
2) A defeatist response to Korea's miserable history makes him spin his Niddar wheel at a furious speed.
by Abajian October 13, 2005
mugGet the Niddar wheelmug.

Hwa byung

noun, uncountable
also fire illness listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, Korea Edition (DSM-K)
a typical mental illness that is found in people of Korean descent, that can make someone suddenly unable to suppress his/her emotions of anger, sadness, hurt, guilt or shame, etc for a short time, it is sometimes accompanied by incontinence (urine and/or feces).
Kim Jong-Il had Hwa byung while he was chatting with George W. Bush on the MSN one night, and smashed his fist down on the keyboard, threw the mouse at the monitor and then lost consciousness. He wears a disposable Pampers when he chats on the Internet.
by Abajian September 9, 2005
mugGet the Hwa byungmug.

Akahata

noun
the Akahata, the Red Flag
the official organ of the Japanese Communist Party. It is delivered to non-subscriber’s houses at least every other month, and always praises the New York Times (the Tokyo bureau) for its anti-Japan articles.
The New York Times is recycled into the Akahata and stiff toilet paper.
by Abajian November 30, 2005
mugGet the Akahatamug.

sonata

noun, countable
a series of loud sounds from Hyundai car owners expressing a strong emotion such as pain, fear, or displeasure
Hyundai will recall 36,000 Sonata cars
We'll hear real sonatas.
Aigo, aigo, aigo!
by Abajian September 6, 2005
mugGet the sonatamug.

hyundai

noun, countable
a low wide container used as a toilet
I can't wait to squat on my hyundai!
by Abajian September 6, 2005
mugGet the hyundaimug.

taegugki

noun, uncountable
1) a small piece of old cloth, for example one used for cleaning things

noun, plural
2) children who have no home and live on the streets
1) Get a taegugki and wipe it up!

2) Taegugki'll either die from the cold or starve to death.
by Abajian September 6, 2005
mugGet the taegugkimug.

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