Abajian's definitions

Be a ROM for 5,000 years.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

by Abajian December 26, 2005

Niddar wheel

noun, countable
a situation in which no matter how hard you try to push your brain to the limit, you cannot solve any situation because you run around in circles and get nowhere like a hamster

1) The damn Korean boy is forever spinning his Niddar wheels.
2) A defeatist response to Korea's miserable history makes him spin his Niddar wheel at a furious speed.

by Abajian October 13, 2005

Hwa byung

noun, uncountable
also fire illness listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, Korea Edition (DSM-K)
a typical mental illness that is found in people of Korean descent, that can make someone suddenly unable to suppress his/her emotions of anger, sadness, hurt, guilt or shame, etc for a short time, it is sometimes accompanied by incontinence (urine and/or feces).

Kim Jong-Il had Hwa byung while he was chatting with George W. Bush on the MSN one night, and smashed his fist down on the keyboard, threw the mouse at the monitor and then lost consciousness. He wears a disposable Pampers when he chats on the Internet.

by Abajian September 9, 2005

kimchi

noun, uncountable
1) a Korean hot-tasting dish made of pickled Chinese cabbage and other vegetables

noun, uncountable
2) Unsolicited Commercial/Political etc Messages

noun, countable
3) someone who shadows a person over a period of time in a very annoying or threatening way

1) Kimchi really stinks, gives you the shits and can be one of the strongest pesticide in the world!
2) I've been receiving kimchi messages from the East Sea so I'll use the KimchiBuster.
3) an Internet kimchi

by Abajian September 6, 2005

Tokdo

the South Korean Government's propaganda machine and cyber terror group;
a group sponsored by the South Korean Government whose members work actively to send pro-Seoul propaganda (spam) messages to multiple recipients worldwide, especially in order to suppress any opposing information shown on websites.

Thanks to the Tokdo, South Korea is one of top three countries responsible for sending spam.

by Abajian September 6, 2005

taegugki

noun, uncountable
1) a small piece of old cloth, for example one used for cleaning things

noun, plural
2) children who have no home and live on the streets

1) Get a taegugki and wipe it up!

2) Taegugki'll either die from the cold or starve to death.

by Abajian September 6, 2005

happy circuit

noun, countable
also happy circuit board
a brain neural circuit that makes you think that things will be better, easier, or more successful than is actually possible; a happy circuit is made of neurons and a neurotransmitter (capsaicin which is the active component of capsicum)

When the voltage of his happy circuit reaches the threshold, he neglects to pay attention to imminent personal danger, regarding it as someone else's responsibility.

by Abajian October 13, 2005