Aaronak's definitions

hassan

To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.

In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!

by aaronak May 13, 2006

LYABO

Laughing
Your
Ass
Back
On

This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.

hoeusmasrte>> I kik him in nuts!
goodkitee10>> LMAO
Joseph>> LYABO

by aaronak August 19, 2004

point of inflection

Calculus: A point at which the concavity of a mathematical function changes. Points of inflection occur where the second derivative f''(x)=0, and where f'''(x) doesn't =0.

OF COURSE this is urban slang. "Whazzap wit da point of inflection, biatch?"

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

NUS

Not
Urban
Slang

Mostly used by people attempting to remove entries on UD.

I would guess that at least 90% of the definitions here are NUS.

by aaronak October 20, 2004

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004