bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

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the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

by aaronak November 05, 2004

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Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004

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The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 02, 2006

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mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

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