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Definitions by Aaron Lightner

Straight "A" Student 

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.
Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."