The most retarded show on Nickelodeon
so far (though there is some fierce competition in that area recently). The show is an eight-year-old's perspective on teenage life. "It takes place entirely inside a gigantic shopping mall" and is about "minimum wages and maximum laughs."
The main characters are as follows:
Jonesy Garcia- The hispanic manwhore
. Enough said.
Jen Marsterson- The tomboy
who can "beat any boy at sports." Nickelodeon wouldn't want to be attacked by feminists, now would it?
Nikki Wong- The "punk rock" girl who supposedly hates preps, and yet she hangs around with them. Hmmm...
Caitlin Cooke- See spoiled
Wyatt Williams- The only black kid who, "doesn't mind being different or uncool" because he doesn't spend all day partying.
Jude Lisowksy- A skateboarder with short term memory loss who cannot say a sentence without the word "dude."
Note- Quotation marks used to show quotes from Nick.com's own description of the show.