396 definitions by AYB

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
Reality my ass.
by AYB May 17, 2003
A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.
A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.
by AYB June 22, 2003
A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.
Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.
by AYB May 11, 2003
The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.
Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!
by AYB May 27, 2003
THe world's oldest and most successful profession.
Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.
by AYB April 08, 2003
Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
Turtle Power! Cowabunga!
by AYB March 22, 2003

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