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396 definitions by AYB

 
43.
job
A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
by AYB October 18, 2003
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A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.
A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.
by AYB June 22, 2003
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46.
THe world's oldest and most successful profession.
Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.
by AYB April 08, 2003
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Giant rats that are twice as large as a cat. Very ferocious beasts which can chew metal like bubble gum.
Sewer rats are also very smart and should be respected.
by AYB April 04, 2003
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48.
Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
Turtle Power! Cowabunga!
by AYB March 22, 2003
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About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
Reality my ass.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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