396 definitions by AYB

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
Reality my ass.
by AYB May 17, 2003
Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.
Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.
by AYB February 26, 2003
A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
by AYB October 18, 2003
Today, it's called political correctness.
by AYB June 20, 2003
A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.
A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.
by AYB June 22, 2003
THe world's oldest and most successful profession.
Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.
by AYB April 08, 2003
The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.
Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!
by AYB May 27, 2003

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