When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.
"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"
When you grow out your pubes really long and when i girl gives you head the hair tickles her nose and she sneezes all over your junk.
"Dude i forgot to trim that shit up and my girl gave me a Shingleton Snot Rocket"
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