9 definitions by AUWFT

Guest bed booty

When you have sex while staying over at someone else's house. Does not necessary have to be while on vacation.

After the guest bed booty I had last night, they will definitely have to change these sheets .

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

peep hole potty

A gas station or facility ( normally when driving ) that you pass because it's so sketchy that you fear there is a peep hole for the employees to watch you

I had to pee so bad but that place looks run down there has to be a peep hole potty

by AUWFT November 19, 2016

rouge hair

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body

I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about

by AUWFT March 5, 2016

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT March 4, 2016

Travel chub

A spontaneous erection while traveling log distance typically while your seated

Hey baby we've been In the car for over 4 hours and I've got a travel chub

Think you could do something with it

by AUWFT September 6, 2016

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

by AUWFT March 2, 2016

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 17, 2016