3 definitions by AReiter
Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 18, 2011
When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). A Shit Tornado is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.
by AReiter December 24, 2011
When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). Emotional Vomit, or E.V., is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
“Sara returned home from a rough day of cheer leading and blowing off homework. As her parents tried to gently suggest she was past her curfew, yet again, she suddenly felt and irresistible urge to Emotionally Vomit all over their asses”
by AReiter December 24, 2011