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The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard
Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point
by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019
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Someone who gets erotic pleasure from suckin off a rocket pop popsicle
God the way Andrew Sucks that rocket pop makes him look like a homosexicle
by AMD_Alien October 14, 2019
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A Tummy tugger is someone who is exclusively sexually attracted to a person who is overweight, sometimes even weighing more than the tummy tugger themself.

Similar to a Chubby chaser but more extreme
Josh: If you date one more fat girl I swear to god, I'm gonna start thinking youre a Chubby Chaser.
Jacob: I am not a Chubby Chaser I swear!
Andrew: You're right, you're more of a Tummy Tugger honestly.
by AMD_Alien August 1, 2022
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