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1 definition by AM DAN

 
1.
A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008