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1 definition by ALT62niner

A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.
John: Let's go on a hunger strike and boycott taco bell.
Christine: Dude, you're such a muffin.
by ALT62niner October 10, 2005