104 definitions by ALI

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ALI December 8, 2004
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air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??
by ALI February 21, 2003
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noun - a haven for the intellectually and morally deprived.
As I scoured the depths of the rangerboard, I begged for God to send me to Hell.
by ALI December 30, 2004
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how ever you spell it
ur such a hipocrt or heusi
by ALI May 8, 2004
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Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
by ALI August 29, 2004
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as in cock roach. another word for cock, yay another way to say dick!
Kenny Suprised Betty When He Pulled Out His Roach At Her Daugher's PreSchool Graduation Ceremony.
by ALI September 25, 2004
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spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by ALI August 21, 2004
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