Squaddy matress
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004
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Squaddy mattress
A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.
Squaddy mattress by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010
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