1 definition by AITKENHEAD

A guy who eats lots of food and then gets a headache immediately after. He also proceeds to walk around his house, classroom, and job flipping his water bottle like a cool guy. When he gets a choice between steak and ginos pizza, he chooses the ginos pizza without any regrets. He also immediately after breakfast has a snack claiming that he is not hungry. When he has his snacks, he has a bag around 20 times bigger than the actual snack. He also gets taught grade 10 math and has his parents check over everything but continues to get 18 and a half. Finally, Aitkenhead is the gayest guy that you will ever find and he has the smallest penis
He is so Aitkenhead with that eating followed by the headache
by AITKENHEAD April 25, 2022
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