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A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
by AI001 September 6, 2011
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