3 definitions by AGENTRHARRIS

Nalding

Not balding.

Wow look at Jim's great head of hair, he's really nalding.

by AGENTRHARRIS December 14, 2018

Droppy McDropples

Someone who often drops things.

Jeez Florence that's the third time you dropped your baby. You sure are a Droppy McDropples.

by AGENTRHARRIS December 14, 2018

Time Rapist

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.

Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."

by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018