2 definitions by ADHD Jesus
Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.
"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022