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4 definitions by A.J

 
1.
A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.
Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.
by A.J May 11, 2005
 
2.
Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".
LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^
by A.J May 10, 2005
 
3.
mother or mom
is that ur mizzle????
by A.J November 02, 2003
 
4.
A Glaswegian Who Sits And Gets Money From The Council To Sit And Inject Themselves!
An Easterhouse Punter!
by A.J May 20, 2003