17 definitions by A-person_yay
two flaps of skin and muscle that help to control the legs, while ironically located in the middle of the body, though called the bottom at times. also a person who shows the traits of a buttocks (spitting shit, releasing obnoxious gasses, target for slapping, ect.)
You're a butt, you know that?
by A-person_yay February 19, 2014
The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay March 28, 2014
a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.
Adult 1: ha! look at that child!
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
by A-person_yay February 19, 2014
a tool that has been around for centuries, consisting of mainly a grip, body, magazine, and barrel. there are thousands of different guns, or firearms, that exist or have existed, and it was made for one purpose; hurling a projectile at high speeds with as much as a twitch of the finger. guns themselves are not dangerous, unless wielded by someone. (unless you think a gun is just going to fire itself) they are most commonly used by the military, police, and criminals. a gun is a threatening weapon, able to fire a sharp, lead projectile at someone far away from the shooter at high enough speeds to penetrate and possibly exit the body. also used for hunting so that someone can have food, or a trophy. guns can come in any shape, type, function, etc. can be made from many different materials.
The military, the police, criminals, hunters, and militia all use guns.
A gun will only take innocent lives when in the wrong hands.
A gun will only take innocent lives when in the wrong hands.
by A-person_yay March 28, 2014
Guy1: oh my gosh, that white guy is playing against a bunch of black guys!
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.
Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.
Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.
by A-person_yay July 29, 2014
1. a happy mood
2. a derogatory term for a homosexual man or woman, but can have a positive or neutral connotation when used correctly
3. an insult used to describe something that is bad, crappy, or stupid. used by the insecure, homophobic teenagers (around the 13-16 age range) to accentuate the point that they are not gay. not all teenagers use this, though. some of them develop souls earlier than others.
2. a derogatory term for a homosexual man or woman, but can have a positive or neutral connotation when used correctly
3. an insult used to describe something that is bad, crappy, or stupid. used by the insecure, homophobic teenagers (around the 13-16 age range) to accentuate the point that they are not gay. not all teenagers use this, though. some of them develop souls earlier than others.
1. Why, Jimmy seems positively gay
2. John doesn't flirt with girls because he's gay. but there's nothing wrong with that
3. my parents grounded me for cutting class. they're so gay.
2. John doesn't flirt with girls because he's gay. but there's nothing wrong with that
3. my parents grounded me for cutting class. they're so gay.
by A-person_yay February 4, 2014
to be so interested in your own thoughts, your brain stops focusing on the reception from your senses. You only snap out of it when, 1) you realize you zoned out and subsequently "come back into the real world", 2) something happens that catches your attention, like say a major movement in front of your face, or 3) someone says your name.
When the principle came into to talk to us about Jacob running away from school on his longboard, I was so bored by that old hag that I had to zone out in five seconds. I snapped out of it when she stopped talking, and guess what I was thinking about? A sandwich.
by A-person_yay April 9, 2014