1 definition by A disappointed Navy recruit

The act of masturbating to your smoking girlfriend in a risky boot camp bathroom, dropping the picture through your legs into the toilet, and then leaning forward to retrieve it, only to learn that the toilets are sensor activated and that your picture is forever lost into the abyss of disappointment and nothingness.
When you Bootcampsturbate, be sure to use a photo you're comfortable with losing.
by A disappointed Navy recruit January 14, 2014
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