A clog's definitions
Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
by A clog March 2, 2007
 Get the Captain Kirkmug.
Get the Captain Kirkmug.  Get the Captain Kirkmug.
Get the Captain Kirkmug.