A Little Pinprick's definitions

Civil War

One o'dem fancy "wor battle." Mah Conf-fedda-rit ancestry got tired o'dem lazy, drunken, slobs o'da nawth. General Lee put up some good fightin' for a while, but got bored with how the Nawth were a little dull in tha head. He gave up, and it 'twas a nudder vic'try for 'ar ancestry. T'day we still strong as the CON-FEEDDER-IT STATES O'A-MARE-KA.

bless tha lawd we won that "civil war battle" o we wouda got no mo' niggas to run the fields.

by A Little Pinprick September 8, 2006

nintendo ds

The superior half of the PSP/DS handheld contest.

If you're lame and you prefer graphics over gameplay, get the PSP.

However, if you want a very innovative handheld system with many addicting and wonderful games with wireless multiplayer and online support, Nintendo DS is for you.

omfg i wil get t3h psp cuz it got gr4fffffixs and gta on it omglol yes!

It's no contest that you're going to be more intelligent if you choose the Nintendo DS.

by A Little Pinprick August 26, 2006

bootleg

A recording that is often illegal but can sometimes be a really collectible gem by offering rare studio and live recordings and videos (Often rarely passed around on the internet).

Truly something you wouldn't want to pass up if given a good deal on it.

Wow I got this great rare bootleg of *band singman*'s last live show! Super!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

PS3

A video game console with all sorts of shiny new features such as Blu-Ray players, shimmering pewter controllers, Spider-man text, an analog light that's twice as bright as the PS2's, and maybe a new button or two.

However, it's really expensive (600-700 dollars) which really turns me off about the whole thing, and I'm probably gonna get a nice new Nintendo Wii unless Sony can come to their senses.

Little Johnny:"Osh-Gosh B-GOSH, what console should I get? The PS3, the Xbox 360, or the nice new Nintendo Wii?"
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Little Billy:"The PS3 has a really bright analog light and Spider-man text, go get that"
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Little Johnny:"Wow! What a bright light! Oh man...it's really expensive..."
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Little Billy:"Then maybe you should get an Xbox 360. It's got a super green ring of light that lights up in a certain way depending on your console's orientation!"
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Little Johnny:"But Bill Gates own about fifty-five crystal toilet seats from the profit he's made! That's enough to put fifty-five toilet seats on one toilet!"
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Little Billy:"Okay, behind Nintendo's curtain is a nice new Wii! It's really tiny and the promotional concept picture has a floating disc!"
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Little Johnny:"Cool! I'll get that! Those people are having so much fun throwing their bodies around with that futuristic controller they got thar!"
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Little Billy:"Way to go, Little Johnny!"

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

1234567890

The row of numbers on a keyboard.

You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was.

wtf 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0 where's the 10.

1234567890

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

Disney

The largest producer of shitty direct-to-DVD sequels of their half-decent movies.

Disney split up with Pixar on an account that "The Incredibles 2," "Finding Nemo 2," and "Monsters Inc 2" did not come out straight to DVD.

by A Little Pinprick September 17, 2008

apocalypse

Something that will never happen while all of us are alive.

Don't believe people who scare you into thinking of the apocalypse happening anytime soon.

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006