A Little Pinprick's definitions

apocalypse

Something that will never happen while all of us are alive.

Don't believe people who scare you into thinking of the apocalypse happening anytime soon.

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

Civil War

One o'dem fancy "wor battle." Mah Conf-fedda-rit ancestry got tired o'dem lazy, drunken, slobs o'da nawth. General Lee put up some good fightin' for a while, but got bored with how the Nawth were a little dull in tha head. He gave up, and it 'twas a nudder vic'try for 'ar ancestry. T'day we still strong as the CON-FEEDDER-IT STATES O'A-MARE-KA.

bless tha lawd we won that "civil war battle" o we wouda got no mo' niggas to run the fields.

by A Little Pinprick September 8, 2006

bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

paris hilton

Slut
skank
bitch
and
whore
out
of
ten.

Paris Hilton is rich and famous because her dad worked his ass off!

It's true that you can become rich without trying, ask Eric Bauman!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

happy bunny

A drawing of an innocent rabbit saying rather mean things. A big hit with the girls because it must be anoter one of those cryptic things they like to say to be "cool," despite making absolutely no sense.

It's not very clever nor funny.

"Oh, look, Happy Bunny. It's saying 'I'd love you, but right now I hate you.' That's...cute...I guess..."

by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006

nintendo ds

The superior half of the PSP/DS handheld contest.

If you're lame and you prefer graphics over gameplay, get the PSP.

However, if you want a very innovative handheld system with many addicting and wonderful games with wireless multiplayer and online support, Nintendo DS is for you.

omfg i wil get t3h psp cuz it got gr4fffffixs and gta on it omglol yes!

It's no contest that you're going to be more intelligent if you choose the Nintendo DS.

by A Little Pinprick August 26, 2006

Disney

The largest producer of shitty direct-to-DVD sequels of their half-decent movies.

Disney split up with Pixar on an account that "The Incredibles 2," "Finding Nemo 2," and "Monsters Inc 2" did not come out straight to DVD.

by A Little Pinprick September 17, 2008