6 definitions by A Baptist

Top Definition
The single man who was responsible for numerous mail bombings on innocent people. He lived in a shack/cabin in Montana for many years, where he also kept a lot of his bombs. His name was Ted Kaczynski. The Unabomber was finally captured and sentenced to life in prison.
The Unabomber was a sick, crazy-haired man who slept on top of his bombs in his Montana cabin.
by A Baptist April 15, 2005
The son of God and part of the Holy Trinity that consists of The Father (God), The Son (Jesus Christ), and The Holy Spirit, of which all of these are combined into one, and that one superbeing which is now the only true God and the god that Christians worship.
By the looks of things, a LOT of people on this site need Christ.
Come to Christ and you will be saved. You will be rewarded with eternal life, living in paradise, and being free from pain and sorrow for believing, having faith, and following the Ten Commandments and teachings of Jesus Christ.
by A Baptist March 16, 2005
A SOUTHERN redneck city in the lower (Southeast U.S.) half of Kentucky. Western Kentucky University, a college notorious for numerous parties and excessive drinking, is located here. Bowling Green was the Confederate Capital of Kentucky during the Civil War.
Bowling Green is in The South and around a half-hour drive from the Tennessee border; Owensboro is 70 miles north-northwest of that city and is in the Midwest and directly across from its sister state Indiana.
Bowling Green has Western Kentucky University; Owensboro has Brescia and Kentucky Weslyan Universities.
by A Baptist March 29, 2005
A word that offends me and many millions of other people who are known as Christians. This is because the use of this word or other varities of it is taking the Lord's name in vain and it makes his name profane.
Many people don't care if Goddamn offends other people.
by A Baptist January 30, 2005
A place currently controlled by the Republican-dominated Congress and the Executive Branch under George W. Bush. Thank the Lord!
Eight years of Bush; far better than four years of KERRY!
by A Baptist March 29, 2005
an imagined institution that is no doubt doomed to failure.

ATTENTION!!! FELLOW CHRISTIANS, REPUBLICANS, CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRATS, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO DISAGREES WITH THIS POLICY THAT IS BEING FOUGHT FOR!!!
-----------> JOIN THE FIGHT AND HELP BY SIGNING THE PETITION AT WWW.NOGAYMARRIAGE.COM!!!
Gay marriage must be stopped.
by A Baptist February 22, 2005

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