1 definition by A+++++++++
A kids show that will seal the fate of our future offspring and humanity if watched on more than one occasion by a young child.
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO gabba gabba"
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
by A+++++++++ November 4, 2009