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The best president ever. Who knew a carrot could be such a good president. Hopefully one day are supreme leader will prove that the moon landings were fake that 9/11 was planned by the Illuminati and that we should wear tinfoil caps so that when aliens try to take over our world they can't brainwash us.
Donald Trump is the best president ever and one day he will prove that Obama is a part of the Reptilian Brotherhood and that Doritos were made by the Illuminati
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Awesome band some people call it "emo" some say its "metalcore" some say "post-hardcore" I say awesome
If you havent listened to Underoath you are missing out
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A gay crunkcore band who

nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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A cringey band for eleven year old scene white girls who like complaining about their "terrible" middle class lives whilst on their Iphone7 in their mums suv going to their private school. Most people think of them as either "emo" or "metal" or both while they are just a shitty pop band with guitars. Tbh I'm surprised their fanpage doesnt have a bunch of pedophiles.
11yearoldgirlnobodylikes: Rawr XD I like emo metal like BVB Bring Me The Horizon, Asking Alexandria, Pierce The Veil, TØP, and Jimmy Eats World
Me: None of those bands are metal and the only emo band you listed was Jimmy EAT world not EATS

11yearoldgirlnobodylikes:nah your just jelly because im so scene rawr
Me: *Places gun to head and shoots
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