2 definitions by A Bit Sapphic
If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023
An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
by A Bit Sapphic February 1, 2023