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This is a "Quaker" school with way too many meeting for worships, where everyone fake coughs for attention. The teachers are god awful and the students aren't much better. All the guys are horny, collar popping dickheads who slut-shame, but in reality, they are man whores themselves. Their hobbies include staring at girls, sharing nudes, watching porn in class, bullying people they don't even know who could actually be good people, and making racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes. Some don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom. The girls are snobby, judgy, stuck-up, checkered van wearing, hoes. They are just basic, white bitches that obsess over boys and drink too much coffee. They like to make "tea" over things that don't even matter. There are also a bunch of weirdos and psychopaths that threaten to kill people on the daily. You cringe when you hear fragments of their conversations in the hallways. You try to avoid them, but it is inescapable if you hear them screaming from across the cafeteria over something stupid. Overall, Friends sucks.
"Everyone is friends at Wilmington Friends School!" -Dumbass
by 94859gfjig May 3, 2019
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