809's definitions

Ukwim

Abbreviation for “you know what I mean”

Alternative spelling: Ykwim

Sarah: I just dk what to do, it’s so complicated, ukwim?
Evan: yeah I get it

by 809 September 26, 2019

Manischewitz

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.

Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.

by 809 September 26, 2019