6:47 AM's definitions

scooby doo

A show in which the main characters are supposed to personify one or more symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse, or so I hear.

Fred - Bravery, bad fashion

You can't kick me off the land! You can't OWN property! I don't care about the police!

Daphne - Stupidity

I turned in a history paper I did after I smoked pot. Apparently George Washington did not kill Lee Harvey Oswald at Kent State.

Thelma - <Fake> Cleverness

No dude trust me it is the best idea ever. I know this'll work.

Shaggy - Paranoia, being a hippie

THE MAN IS COMING TO GET ME.

Scooby - Hunger, slurred speech, seeing dogs talk, having the middle name dooby, turning into a dog

I got 70 percent pure THC from Amsterdam in a gel and drank i tall. All I ate was dog food for three days after.

by 6:47 AM July 18, 2008

vaudeville

A dead form of entertainment buried with TV as its casket. Back in the days of vaudeville, everyone had a specialty. Certain vaudevillian performers were tumblers. As dead as ska but also it is actually dead and more people like vaudeville than ska.

You know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall! Vaudeville's dead!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005

wuah

Woo-aw

A sound made by hardcore kids during lulls in conversation about girl pants and tight shirts and the scene.

Marco: Yeah, then we went to The Blood Brothers show and it was pretty good. Yeah...
Yevgeny: Wuah.

by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005

bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005