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scooby doo

A show in which the main characters are supposed to personify one or more symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse, or so I hear.
Fred - Bravery, bad fashion

You can't kick me off the land! You can't OWN property! I don't care about the police!

Daphne - Stupidity

I turned in a history paper I did after I smoked pot. Apparently George Washington did not kill Lee Harvey Oswald at Kent State.

Thelma - <Fake> Cleverness

No dude trust me it is the best idea ever. I know this'll work.

Shaggy - Paranoia, being a hippie

THE MAN IS COMING TO GET ME.

Scooby - Hunger, slurred speech, seeing dogs talk, having the middle name dooby, turning into a dog

I got 70 percent pure THC from Amsterdam in a gel and drank i tall. All I ate was dog food for three days after.
by 6:47 AM July 18, 2008
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bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!
by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005
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vaudeville

A dead form of entertainment buried with TV as its casket. Back in the days of vaudeville, everyone had a specialty. Certain vaudevillian performers were tumblers. As dead as ska but also it is actually dead and more people like vaudeville than ska.
You know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall! Vaudeville's dead!
by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005
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Scottsdale

Biggest city in Arizona. There is a higher percentage of upper middle class citizens than in other cities, but not in a good way. It just creates a bunch of upper middle class kids who are dilletante alcoholics, dilletante pot-smokers, wiggers, or self-proclaimed punks. However, it isn't a desert here like everyone thinks. All the suburban areas have lots of grass, and the only places with no vegetation are the areas being cleared out for new buildings.
I am watching a rumble between white kids who wear clothes that are too big and white kids who wear clothes that are too small. Don't try to fit it. It's Scottsdale.
by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005
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