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bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!
by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005
mugGet the bumper stickermug.

wuah

Woo-aw

A sound made by hardcore kids during lulls in conversation about girl pants and tight shirts and the scene.
Marco: Yeah, then we went to The Blood Brothers show and it was pretty good. Yeah...
Yevgeny: Wuah.
by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005
mugGet the wuahmug.

portnoy's complaint

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.
"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.
by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005
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scooby doo

A show in which the main characters are supposed to personify one or more symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse, or so I hear.
Fred - Bravery, bad fashion

You can't kick me off the land! You can't OWN property! I don't care about the police!

Daphne - Stupidity

I turned in a history paper I did after I smoked pot. Apparently George Washington did not kill Lee Harvey Oswald at Kent State.

Thelma - <Fake> Cleverness

No dude trust me it is the best idea ever. I know this'll work.

Shaggy - Paranoia, being a hippie

THE MAN IS COMING TO GET ME.

Scooby - Hunger, slurred speech, seeing dogs talk, having the middle name dooby, turning into a dog

I got 70 percent pure THC from Amsterdam in a gel and drank i tall. All I ate was dog food for three days after.
by 6:47 AM July 18, 2008
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