15 definitions by 5th column
A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.
My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.
Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?
Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?
by 5th column May 10, 2003
Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.
Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!
by 5th column April 28, 2003
Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.
by 5th column May 13, 2003
by 5th column June 1, 2003
A bastardized abbreviation of the word "yankee", it originally denoted a person of New England heritage. It then was used by people from the southern United States to refer to people from the northern U.S. in general. Today, this abbreviated slang term is used mostly by people from foreign anglophone countries to refer to Americans in general, even though it is a term which ONLY defines somebody from New England (and is a phrase that most true yankees take pride in), but most Europeans are probably too ignorant, jealous, and stupid to care anyway.
Most rational people would tell them to get a reality check, but I, personally speaking of course, would tell them to get a bar of soap first, because lack of hygiene seems to be more of a pressing issue with these people than lack of intelligence (though it's a pretty close call).
Most rational people would tell them to get a reality check, but I, personally speaking of course, would tell them to get a bar of soap first, because lack of hygiene seems to be more of a pressing issue with these people than lack of intelligence (though it's a pretty close call).
Hey, look at that guy! He's cheerful, smells like he has taken a shower within the past month, and is wearing a suit that looks like it's worth more than three dollars... HE MUST BE AN AMERICAN! That bloody yank!
by 5th column April 28, 2003
A really cool religion, because if you follow it then you can go around raping, beating, and killing people, and as long as you confess your sins at the end of the day and repent you'll go to heaven!!!!!
I masturbate fifteen times a day, but I'm going to heaven because I tell God that I love him after I'm done!
by 5th column May 5, 2003