2 definitions by 5sospackets
The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021
A CLAIRA IS THE BEST THING EVER! IF YOU FIND A WILD CLAIRA, KNOW THEY'RE COMPETITIVE, FREAKING AMAZING IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! THEY'LL BEAT UP ANYONE WHO IS MEAN TO YOU AND LITERALLY WILL BE SOO KIND AND AMAZING TO YOU AND GIVE YOU THE BEST ADVICE EVER! CLAIRAS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!
You: Hey a wild Claira!
Claira: HELLO ARE YOU SAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WATCH OLD 90'S MOVIES WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO I HAVE A WHOLE CUTE FROG ALBUM OF PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
Claira: HELLO ARE YOU SAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WATCH OLD 90'S MOVIES WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO I HAVE A WHOLE CUTE FROG ALBUM OF PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021