403Forbidden's definitions

what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

by 403forbidden September 3, 2006

college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)

College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.

by 403forbidden July 30, 2007

GAFL

Give A Fuck Level - Each person has a limited amount of fucks per day, represented by their Give A Fuck Level. When it is depleted, you are legally allowed leave work/social situation/etc. without repercussion.

Boss: I need you to update these numbers by the end of the day.

Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.

by 403forbidden April 12, 2023

handwavium

A spell cast in D&D to show the passage of time. A joke the GM can make.

The GM waves his hand across the air and says, "I cast handwavium...it's tomorrow."

by 403forbidden April 27, 2008

dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

complisult

An compliment mixed with an insult, neither hidden.

Sdean: You have nice eyes there, big nose
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult

by 403forbidden August 30, 2006

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006