403Forbidden's definitions

college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)

College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.

by 403forbidden July 30, 2007

what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

by 403forbidden September 3, 2006

rock picking season

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.

High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.

by 403forbidden April 25, 2015

magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

by 403forbidden January 23, 2015

complisult

An compliment mixed with an insult, neither hidden.

Sdean: You have nice eyes there, big nose
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult

by 403forbidden August 30, 2006

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

fix-it vixen

A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.

Man: My partner is so gorgeous.

Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...

Man: She's a fix-it vixen.

by 403forbidden June 16, 2017