Definitions by 403Forbidden
GAFL
Give A Fuck Level - Each person has a limited amount of fucks per day, represented by their Give A Fuck Level. When it is depleted, you are legally allowed leave work/social situation/etc. without repercussion.
Boss: I need you to update these numbers by the end of the day.
Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.
Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.
GAFL by 403forbidden April 12, 2023
fix-it vixen
A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.
Man: My partner is so gorgeous.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...
Man: She's a fix-it vixen.
fix-it vixen by 403forbidden June 16, 2017
rock picking season
A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.
High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.
High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.
High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.
rock picking season by 403forbidden April 25, 2015
magic cup holder
Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
magic cup holder by 403forbidden January 23, 2015
hollywood ammo
Hollywood ammunition is a term referring to guns/clips which have unlimited ammunition. The term came about from movies in which actors can shoot a seemingly infinite amount of bullets without needing to reload their gun.
Guy: Whoa! John Wayne just fired off 10 shots from his 6-shooter without reloading! Flub!
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammo. He'll never run out of rounds.
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammo. He'll never run out of rounds.
hollywood ammo by 403forbidden January 17, 2011
hollywood ammunition
Hollywood ammo is a term referring to guns/clips which have unlimited ammunition. The term came about from movies in which actors can shoot a seemingly infinite amount of bullets without needing to reload their gun.
Guy: Whoa! John Wayne just fired off 10 shots from his 6-shooter without reloading! Flub!
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammunition. He'll never run out of rounds.
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammunition. He'll never run out of rounds.
hollywood ammunition by 403forbidden January 17, 2011
wiki jumping
When reading an article on Wikipedia, you click a link within the article and jump to a related article. On said related article, you click yet another link to a different article.
Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.
Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.
To spend time wiki jumping:
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.
Anime != Corn
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.
Anime != Corn
wiki jumping by 403forbidden November 20, 2010