3 definitions by 3gmaxvUD

Cowager

Matriarchal cow. Bovine dowager.

Whenever she mooed, the other cows bowed in deference to her cowager status.

by 3gmaxvUD March 14, 2015

Femacho

Adjective. Gender equality version of machismo.

Mr and Mrs. Jones can both be seen bench pressing 250 lbs at the health club. I can't stand how femacho they are.

by 3gmaxvUD August 1, 2016

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

by 3gmaxvUD December 5, 2015