1. A man of Caucasian
ethnicity, who far exceeds all blacks
in the area of swag, while still being respected and looked up to by his fellow men.
2. The king
of all swagger
. No other predator
can match his swag.
so high and mighty, only he can be compared to a king or royalty. Not even the king
of the jungle, the lion, has as much swagger
as this mean swag machine
4. Only man capable of performing the "alligator"!
(Def. - When a man quickly slips his package
into a chick, and then wraps his arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then proceeds to roll around, while she trys to fight him off in a state of ecstasy
>Dude - Man! There's so many super fine dimes in this place, but I'm bouncin out bud!
>>Friend - WTF! Why? Check out
the rack over there!!
>>>Dude - Our swag is useless
out there. There's a friggen swaggasaurusrexodile over there! Once he gets hold of one nice rack, they all become his prey. I'm not taking no sloppy seconds
tonight son...You ever seen what a crocodile can do to a nice rack?!
>The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin
, learned a hard lesson...People belong in swimming
pools. But on land he was a straight up
>That girl last night wearin the cameltoed sweatpants, muffin-topped lard innertube hammock spaghetti
strap tee with damn apeish canadian
cuttin through, was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig with lemony juicy assorted catfish
burritos that commit matricide at least 5 times in a row at 43 minute intervals while the sex
couch grows tall on Wednesdays and the rain is deep purple
when the temprature is 5° below your sisters duck butter
, it was totally
unreal!!!!! Even a Swaggasaurusrexodile wouldnt prey on that fuglunt!