Definitions by 30stmx3

Red Sea 

The area between two incredibly saggy boobs that you can seemingly slide your dick through if you're brave enough. There seems to be no connection between these boobs like a normal woman's. In other words, it pretty much looks like you took a chubby but flat-chested prepubescent girl and tacked on both of your dead Grandma Betty's tits with a blindfold.

Chris: Dude, look at her Red Sea. It's looking wider than usual.
Nick: Man, I wouldn't want to put my dick anywhere near those things.

Red Sea by 30stmx3 August 24, 2010

RTSL 

"(I'll) Read that shit later."
Better than telling someone TLDR, I suppose. Especially when you're saying it to a clingy girlfriend.

Julie: Hey babe, did you read that unnecessarily long message I sent you about our date tomorrow night?
Matt: Nah chill, I'll RTSL. I'm busy screwing your best friend.

RTSL by 30stmx3 August 22, 2010