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1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
by 30357 April 20, 2009
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